Muscle bound, hits it a mile, and does advanced calculus for every shot.

A TaylorMade quality control rep's worst nightmare, this Native American woman won the very first Empire Scramble but glory has eluded him since. He can hit it 350 yards, in any direction, so keep your head on a swivel and listen for the loudest FORE call you've ever heard.

As a relatively new golfer, the game is still a work in progress. But Jon will fix you up a mean old fashioned and have the whole group buzzin whether the putts are dropping or not.

Huge back swing, might crush a case of beer and head to Hooters after the round

The man spent a year deployed to the middle east and still found a way to golf. You can't say he's not committed.

Plays fast and aggressive, crushes the ball, and always crumbles at the end of a good round.

The Scramble Santa has been a staple in this event since day 1. He's secured one championship, and almost another, and is always down for a game.

Love to throw clubs and yell CUNT

Coming in at a slim 250. He swears his club throwing days are behind him. I'm not so sure. The only thing that's behind him is that donk.

Crazy swinging former elite athlete that loves to gamble and talk some shit

He's got the look and the kids to match

Korean guy who plays streaky golf

This new Dad's game has improved so rapidly it's almost as if he has more than 24 hours in the day. By this time next year he might be a first rounder.

Doesn't even do this full time and still has more hole in ones than you

A golf fashion trailblazer trying to reach the height of his glory days

Citizen of mother earth

Scruffy beard hitting power fades off the tee but struggling around the greens

He loves anime

The artist formerly known as the ghost.

Looks great in all the advanced stats but never comes through when the boys are playing

The "Cornstalk Daddy" has not had the best luck in the Empire Scramble - perhaps the 2 handicap skills don't carry across state lines - but make no mistake, the man can flush it. Will this year be his year?

Has a complicated relationship with scoring and rules

The first two time winner of this event, you can catch Papa Polzin on the grill with a cold one cooking up a feast after the scores are tallied.

Fiery short guy that hits it a mile

He may have 3 7 irons and a putter from 1983 in his bag, but make no mistake, Josh can play golf. The question is: will he?

Tall, kind of washed up, and just there to hang

He's pretty good

The man is just out there in his funny hats vibing and having fun

Has a new set of P790S, 5 through 9 iron. Still using balls he found in local ponds though.

girl Dad who's got the swagger. most have never seen him play but believe in him anyways.

"2nd Best Putter" according to Kyle

He is NOT a Russian asset, no matter how much you keep asking about it. He loves his woods and would hit a 13 wood if they sold one.

Most likely to order a few white claws at the turn

Andy knows that the road to an Empire championship is paved with mid round snacks and sack lunches. Can he lead another team to victory this year?

Swings really hard, loves to tinker, and sucks at chipping.

The Commish. I will never "hit em straight".

Wins a lot, elite around the green and with wedges but streaky off the tee

No matter how high he gets drafted, it's never high enough. Don't let his handicap fool you, Sam is a stick and always finds a way to win this event.